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1 vs. 3 (Commander)
02:16
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99 cards and got your commander
Into this battle four will enter
One will end up victorious
Leave the others in a flash of dust
Scope out your enemies see their leaders
Shuffle up, you’re gonna make em feel it
Who will bite? Who will crack?
All in now there’s no turning back
One versus three! It’s all up to me!
Free for all! Watch them fall! It will be my victory!
Dropping duals and playing tutors
All the others are after you yeah
Build your ramp and clear the board
Set the scene for your zombie hoard
Now it’s time to take each one down
No time to waste no time to clown
Turn em sideways they go to zero
You win the game the righteous hero
1 versus 3
it’s all up to me
Free for all, watch them fall, it will be my victory
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Planeswalker Punk
02:31
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This is a song for all of those who felt they’ve been wronged
Just for playing a game they’ve loved so long
So don’t give a fuck about those other clowns
Keep your head high and don’t look to the ground
We are one, we’re here together
Our magic bonds will never sever
Doin your thing just as you please
Bringin your deck each every week
Don’t listen to what others say
Sleeve up your cards let’s sit and play
I know sometimes that your friends don’t feel so near
Remember something that isn’t always clear
Look to your left and go to your right
These are the ones you need in your life
Planeswalkers care about each other
Never changes no matter hour
Doin your thing just as you please
Bringin your deck each every week
Don’t listen to what others say
Sleeve up your cards let’s sit and play
This is a song for all of those who felt they’ve been wronged
Just for playing a game they’ve loved so long
Doin your thing just as you please
Bringin your deck each every week
Don’t listen to what others say
Sleeve up your cards let’s sit and play
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3. |
Mox Pearl
02:20
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Blizzard of 96
Two feet of snow got us holed in
I grabbed my shovel, grabbed some bros
And we went out to make some dough
Went up to each house we found,
Said we’d shovel to the ground
Some said yes and some said no
For those who did, gave it a go
Five straight days of breaking back,
my limbs felt like they were gonna crack
But I was young and I was tough
It didn’t seem to matter much
By the end of those five days
Oh man did I get really paid
I had a hundred bucks of mine
Gotta spend it all on a card this time.
Went on down to the bottom floor,
Smelled my cash a little more
I threw it in the air so high,
I let it rain like I could die
Never had this much before
Gotta get my dad to the local store
I gave him all the cash I had,
told him the card that he should grab
Mox Pearl from Unlimited
I really really wanted it
I don’t know what I did with it
I probably went and traded it
for some bullshit cards now all worthless
I can’t believe that ended it
Sad but true, I hate to say
That I probably gave that card away
For a bunch of crappy other ones
I don’t think they’re worth a dime
Now it’s worth three thousand bucks,
I know that I’ve run out of luck
To get another mox like that
It was the best I ever had
Mox Pearl from Unlimited
I really really wanted it
I don’t know what I did with it
I probly went and traded it
for some bullshit cards now all worthless
I can’t believe that ended it
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4. |
Everything Sideways
02:15
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Sometimes when you play and you don’t know what to do
You just gotta lay em on the table and see if it will work for you
Tap your mana, Play your cards, cast your guys and swing em all
That’s the only way to your opponent’s downfall!
Everyone attacks there’s no time to waste on blocking
No one left behind now there’s no room at all for mocking
When you attack with it all there’s no thinking
Red and green, Green and black, Red and black, All out attack!
Let the math fall to the chump on the other side
Don’t waste your brain no time at all just go all in and let it ride
Adding, subtracting it gets so distracting
Everything Sideways
Counterspells and drawing cards, nah man that’s not for me
Zombie horde all out attack, no regrets no turning cheek
Disenchanting playing white, stay away from here
Big ass dudes are coming through, trampling your fear
Everyone attacks there’s no time to waste on blocking
No one left behind now there’s no room at all for mocking
When you attack with it all there’s no thinking
Red and green, Green and black, Red and black, All out attack!
Let the math fall to the chump on the other side
Don’t waste your brain no time at all just go all in and let it ride
Adding, subtracting it gets so distracting
Everything Sideways
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5. |
The Magic Blues
01:20
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This song is about playing the blues
Not just any old blues
I’m talkin about playin the blues
Cuz playin blue
Gives me the blues
Because I don’t know what to do
When I’m playin blue
That’s why I got the Magic Blues
I don’t know how to play the blues
That’s why I’m singing to you
Drawing cards and flying men
Bouncing cards back to your hand
Don’t even know my win condition
But counter spells are my ignition
I got the blues from playin the blues
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6. |
Saturday Night Magic
03:01
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I’m getting ready for Saturday night
I’m gonna pull out the stuff to get right
Got the gang comin over for a magic time
We’re gonna drink some beers and play it right
Set up the tables and hang the lights
We’re gonna crack our packs right outside
Just on time the crew walks in
Ready to throw down, let’s get it in
This is all about
Escape from life
Play your cards and let’s make it right
Eight of us
Playing all night long
Let’s keep it going on and on!
I’m here with my gang on a Saturday night
And it doesn’t matter if I win this fight
It’s all about our time right here
I wish it wouldn’t end listen clear
Eight of us all hanging out
There’s no shouting, there’s no pouts
Slingin cardboard on a beautiful night
All along it feels just right
Open the packs and pass the cards
Gonna make my picks gonna try real hard
To beat these guys can’t ever seem to win
I’ll just keep on trying again and again
Make my deck I think I’ll win this time
Even though there’s nothing on the line
Only prize we have is pride
And a blow up trophy that you can sign
Match it up
Draw your cards
Turn em sideways and see how it goes
Eight of us
Playing all night long
Let’s keep it going on and on!
I’m here with my bros on a Saturday night
And it doesn’t matter if I win this fight
It’s all about our time right here
I wish it wouldn’t end listen clear
Eight of us all hanging out
There’s no shouting, there’s no pouts
Slingin cardboard on a beautiful night
All along it feels just right
Dads and Joes drunks and bros
All of us goin toe to toe
Here again for another go
I’m here with my gang on a Saturday night
And it doesn’t matter if I win this fight
It’s all about our time right here
I wish it wouldn’t end listen clear
Eight of us all hanging out
There’s no shouting, there’s no pouts
Slingin cardboard on a beautiful night
All along it feels just right
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MagicFest (Mythic Champ)
02:17
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Wait all year for MagicFest to come
Finally comes around to your home
Scan the events and sign up for them all
Gonna bring it each round and have ball
Sealed, constructed, pauper too
Vintage, legacy, it’s what you choose
But you really know just what to do
Sign up quick and make it to day two
MagicFest
Beat the rest
Make Top 8
Disintegrate
Want to rule?
It’s up to you
Win your match
You’re the Mythic Champ
Congrats my friend you made the second day
But you’re beat down tired, how much can you take
Six more rounds with the same old deck
Gotta focus now, gotta beat the rest
One by one you keep on knockin em down
Keep your focus don’t look around
Here it comes it’s now your final match
It’s your last chance to win that cash
MagicFest
Beat the rest
Make Top 8
Disintegrate
Want to rule?
It’s up to you
Win your match
You’re the Mythic Champ
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8. |
Simpler Times
03:25
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Now that I’m older
And a little grayer
I think back to when I was younger
All that I wanted
Was a single pack to crack
Think about it, it takes me back
To a time that was simple
When I had dimples
Playing magic at ten years old
Now I see them
Their little faces
And their excitement just like I used to have
Sometimes when I see them
With their parents at the store
It makes me wonder
How could they ask for more?
It makes me smile
A parent and child bond
I just hope that
it keeps going on
It’s a time that was simple
When they have dimples
Playing magic at ten years old
Now I see them
Their little faces
And their excitement just like I used to have
It’s a time that’s simple
When we all had dimples
From playing magic at ten years old
Now we see them
Their little faces
And their excitement just like I used to have
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Everything Sideways Virginia
Everything Sideways, with its late-90s skate punk vibe, is the solo effort of veteran punk rocker Parker Schaffel. With influences from the iconic skate punk bands like Bad Religion, Offspring and Blink-182, be prepared to put on your Vans, grab your skateboard, and hit the streets with the upbeat fast songs from Everything Sideways! ... more
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